It was the end of 10th grade and I was hanging out with my best friends Mason, Terrence, and Terrell. They came over and picked me up to hang out with them. I hopped in the car and started driving. It wasn’t long before we saw a blue truck which we realized Terrence’s girl grace Bateman was driving with a few of her friends. I remembered we still had my paintball guns in the car from our last shenanigans. We began following them and when we got close enough I rolled down my window put my paintball gun out the window and started pelting that blue truck. They freaked out and we chased them around for a little more then called it quits and drove back to masons where we did the usual and went down stairs to play some COD. A few hours went by when mason suddenly got a text from his girl Lexi who said go outside and look at your car. We all ran outside to see the beautiful white Sequoia covered in what looked to be like melted crayons or something like that. The car was covered along with his driveway and some on his house. I looked at Mason and I knew it was going to be bad. He was as mad as I’ve ever seen him. I was mad to because I knew it was going to suck to clean up but mason took it personal. We all hopped in the car and drove down the street to Radley’s where we went inside and picked up 12 dozen eggs and 2 gallons of whole milk. You should have seen the looks we got. Some moms looked at us with complete disgust and some were just flat out laughing. What was pretty funny to us was our checkout lady didn’t even blink twice. She in fact asked us if we wanted this weird discount thing on them so the eggs ended up only costing like 23 bucks. We got in the car blasting rap. The whole time I thought it was kind of a funny prank like we got them then they got us but now we were definitely going overboard and I knew that. Playing rap loudly I could still see mason mumbling to himself. The kid was pissed. The levies weren’t happy either. So it’s like the middle of the day and we pull up in graces neighborhood and her neighbors are outside like 2 relief society moms and there little kids running around. So I’m like mason we can’t do this now people are everywhere but were already parked in front of her house and her blue truck 20 feet away. I tried to talk him out of it but he didn’t care. He grabs 2 cartons of eggs and hops out of the car. He throws both open cartons at the truck; the levy’s hop out and begin to throw them too. The neighbor ladies started to freak out yelling what are you doing and mason yells back in his loud deep voice he was like do you see my car?! And they had no idea what to say or what was going on. While there outside of the car throwing dozens of eggs I was in the car with the windows down dying of laughter and pelting the truck and garage with the paintball gun. They got the milk and hopped in the bed of their truck and poured it all over the place. The girls must have heard us throwing full cartons of eggs at the garage so suddenly they come running out with just looks of shock and astonishment. Her truck and driveway and garage we covered in over 100 eggs. They started screaming STOOOPPP and then I yelled back if you move I’ll shoot you and had my gun pointed at them so the boys could finish using every last one of those 144 eggs. The girls were nearly in tears and we showed no remorse. I’ve never seen mason so mad. We through the rest of the cartons hopped in the car and sped off. Graces mom is an awesome lady and her neighbors were confused and angry that these big kids and half of them being brown showed up in their precious neighborhood and vandalized everything. They wanted her to call the cops but she covered for us even though we just destroyed her house. We made Terrence graces boyfriend go clean most of it up haha. Then we all formally apologized to graces mom. Anyways we are all best friends and that was a great day
